About Poo

About me:
Twenty-something. Born and raised in San Francisco, locally grown, hand wash only. I’ve been private schooled, public schooled, and even Chinese schooled. I live to travel, eat good food, read books, and expand my horizons. I love potatoes in any form, (like bubba and his shrimp) scalloped potatoes, baked potatoes, fries, potato wedges, potato gratin, mashed potato, smushed potato, curly seasoned, roasted, hashed, crisscut fried. I used to never work out, and now I’ve just started. *clap clap* I’ve run a 10k before (really slowly), but prior to running the race, did not train or work out. I didn’t believe in working out, and I just didn’t do it because I’m a lazy procrastinating messy person. I’ve decided to make some changes, so now I’m documenting living a more balanced, enjoyable foodie life. Everything in moderation! (except pork belly, bacon, fries, and cheese) I love to eat too much!

What’s up with the turds, yo?
I think it started with that character (above), Ninja Dropping, from the Shawnimals. I called him ninjapoo.. Ninjas are stealthy and voila: stealthypoo. Shawnimals also started my whole love of mustachios.. It’s just kinda cute. So no, I’m not a fan of your shit, my shit, or anyone else’s shit.

Hey.. hello in there, hey, what’s so important, whatcha got here that’s worth living for?
True love. (Instant buddy if you know where that’s from). Also I believe that this world is so effed up right now: when two people who love each other, cannot get married and have the same rights as anyone else, when small businesses are forced to close and make way for major retail chains, when useless celebutantes make $$$ for appearances, while teachers who are educating our future leaders are chipping in from their crap salary to pay for supplies that their classrooms are missing. </rant> movie reference: Here