1. sigh loudly every 5 seconds and look around hoping someone nearby will ask you what’s wrong. (old man.. please stop..)
2. furiously pound on your laptop while at a shared table. (table shaking old man!! so annoying.. )
3. lean on the lopsided table and then take your elbow off.. (Again. Stop with the table moving)
4. bring kettle chips and eat them at said share table. (I’m currently doing this. oops.. CHOMPCHOMP)
… that’s all I can think of for now. I’m sure there will be more to this list.