Things to NOT do at a Cafe

1. sigh loudly every 5 seconds and look around hoping someone nearby will ask you what’s wrong. (old man.. please stop..)

2. furiously pound on your laptop while at a shared table. (table shaking old man!! so annoying.. )

3. lean on the lopsided table and then take your elbow off.. (Again. Stop with the table moving)

4. bring kettle chips and eat them at said share table. (I’m currently doing this. oops.. CHOMPCHOMP)

… that’s all I can think of for now. I’m sure there will be more to this list.


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twenty-something foodie
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5 Responses to Things to NOT do at a Cafe

  1. ryanv12 says:

    5. Don’t bust out a moleskine and place it next to your Macbook. Everyone knows that you’ve written nothing in it since you got it 10 months ago.

  2. omgirlsf says:

    hahahaah ryan!!! also, what’s with the loud talking on the cell phone while in the cafe? we get it, you can work from a cafe, but this is NOT a real office. STFU please.

  3. I had a coworker who would sit at his desk and then gasp at various things on his computer or mumble to himself about it and I just knew he wanted us to ask him what was going on. It was incredibly annoying and I learned to ignore it eventually, mostly because I couldn’t stand having conversations with him.

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